Need help organising your next footy function?
Hi. My name is Tom Siegert and local football is a huge part of my life. I played my first game of footy as an eight year old, have played over 300 games of senior footy and am still involved with my local club today. On top of this, I have worked as a stand-up comedian for over two decades, performing comedy at hundreds of different country and suburban footy clubs across Australia as both a stand-up comedian, and as my character The Suburban Footballer.
During this time, I have developed a passion for helping clubs organise functions that are financially successful and hugely entertaining for all those in attendance. This is why I have decided to launch Footy Functions, a ‘one stop shop’ for footy clubs to help them organise all types of functions ranging from comedy nights to sportspersons’ luncheons to trivia nights.
As I have grown up around footy clubs, I know the importance of a successful event. I plan to use my skills, networks and years of experience to book the best suited talent within your budget, assist with fundraising initiatives and provide tips and information so that your club can run a profitable function that will leave those that attend wanting more. If you are organising an event at your club, I would love to help you out so please give me a call or send me a message and we can get the ball rolling.
Cheers,
Tom Siegert
WHAT WE CAN HELP YOU WITH
Comedians
Whether it’s organising a line-up of comedians for a comedy night, or a comedian to add some laughs to a function (reverse draw, sportsperson’s lunch, presentation night etc), Footy Functions has access to the best male and female comics in the country. I’ll make sure you get the right comedians to ensure your crowd is in stitches.
SPORTSPERSONS
Footy Functions can connect you to the biggest names in Australian sport (mainly footy). I’ll use my networks to ensure you have the perfect speaker to suit your event and with sportsmen and women to suit all budgets, our speakers will help draw a crowd and make your function a huge success.
TRIVIA NIGHTS
Boring trivia nights are a thing of the past. Trivia nights are great fun, easy to run and a fantastic way to raise some money for your club. Let Footy Functions hook you up with a Trivia Host who will do all the work while you sit back and celebrate a profitable fundraiser that is enjoyed by all.
MUSICIANS & DJs
Nothing screams ‘successful function’ like a packed dance floor. Whether it’s dancing to the tunes of a DJ or singing along to a one-man band, Footy Functions will book the right performer to ensure your event is rocking until the final song.
MEMORABILIA
Memorabilia is a great way to raise some extra dollars to ensure your function is financially lucrative. I can organise a selection of jumpers, boots and footys signed by the biggest names in the game that will get your crowd digging deep.
HYPNOTISTS
If your club is looking for a hilarious night of interactive entertainment, why not let Footy Functions organise a hypnotist to play with the minds of your players, coaches and supporters. Hypnotist nights are affordable, easy to run and will create memories that will last a lifetime.
REFERENCES
The MFNC has used Tom for several years now booking comedians for our lunches and events. Tom is easy to deal with and finds acts to suit our needs and budget. I highly recommend Footy Functions. Allison (Mornington Football and Netball Club)
Footy Functions helped us to find guest speakers for our sponsors and life members day, as well as our sportsman/comedy night. They have access to a wide range of male and female talent and were fantastic to deal with. Chris 'Brewy' (Lang Lang Football and Netball Club)